Hi, you don't want to be here, we're not up yet. This site will (Real Soon Now), be a parody of the "For Dummies" series of books. "...For Dummies" is a trademark under exclusive license to IDG Books Worldwide, Inc. from International Data Group, Inc.
I'd like to thank the thank the fine folks at Wiley Publishing for not suing me (although, they can't sue a parody anyway). So visit their site and buy some books: http://www.dummies.com

In the meantime, feel free to read my 'blog.