Reading (For Dummies)

One Nation

This is cool. I always wondered why the pledge of allegiance was was required in public schools, when it tells kids "Hey, there is a God and only one God and that God favors America." Well, like David Bowie says in I'm Afraid of Americans, God isn't American. Actually god just isn't (according to me).

Ohwell, that rant aside. Big thunderstorm tonight. I wanted to go camera it, but I've been having a recurring dream involving me and a tornado, and sitting in my car in a house that's a combination of both my parents' houses. The tornado moves way faster than they do in the movies, and I try to back my car down the driveway so I can speed away. But I can't move fast enough, and my car starts to lift up into the air...10'....20'....30'. At this point I realize I probably won't survive the landing when the tornado decides to drop me. I usually wake up at this point.