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Save the Church!

A very sad email came today. My Church is closing down. Luckily this means that it will be re-opening under a new leader (not that the old leader was bad, he was great), and incorporating (this is a really good thing imho). So now the church will be even more official and protected against idiot xtian pastors burning down buildings in our name, attempting to sue the church head.

I have also recently been assigned as a grader for the church essay competition, which is open to high school Juniors and Seniors. So if you fit the description, check it out...there's a cash reward and all that jazz.