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Dicks

Today, I was the dickhead. I know I joke about it sometimes, but let me explain.

You know when you take an exam, there's always that one dickhead in class that you hate. Because, when you're all done, he comes up to you and says, "What'd you think?" You say, "pretty tough, how about you." The dickhead, to impress upon you his intelligence, says something like, "Oh, I thought the second problem was tough until I realized you just had to do X." At this point, you realize that you did half the exam wrong.

So, today, I was the dickhead. I talked to a friend after the exam and did just that, and watched his eyes go wide. He moaned and said he'd have to repeat the course.

Well, personality aside, I rawked the exam today. So now I'm off to study for the next two.