Reading (For Dummies)

Indians (of the Native American variety)

The night before going to battle, native americans would drink lots of water. This forced them to wake up early in the morning to pee, or so people say. It also permitted them to rally and launch an attack against their enemy before the sun came up.

Tonight I drink a lot of water, so that I may wake up early in the morning and prepare to match wits with a few smart professors. Yiyiyiyiyiyiyiyiyi!