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Scenester Hell

After today's workshops, we went to dinner at a crazy little restaurant. I ended up eating dinner with a group of people, talking about privacy issues. In the small-talk, everyone at the table asks, "What's the EFF?" So I slap my head, hence the title.

Then I went to a hotel and smoked some substances with a bunch of famous people that would probably prefer not to be identified (we're at an anonymity conference, after all). Maybe Doug's keyranking will go up as a result.

In the meantime, I'm convincing a number of key developers to move out to Amsterdam. Hahaha.