Reading (For Dummies)

State of the States

I'm sure there are others out there who have, like me, taken their television into a nice place in the woods, hooked it up a UPS, turned it on the Dan Rather's evening news, and then proceeded to load their shotgun with buckshot and taken the fucker out.

*Ahem*. For those, like me, who no longer own a television, have some State of the Union.

I would watch it online, but unfortunately this White House only offers the message to people who run Windows.