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May 09, 2003

Nobel prizes

Come again? While the chances of Bush or Blair winning a Nobel Peace Prize are small, the fact that the committee is entertaining the idea at all says that the Peace Prize ain't what it used to be.

I should be considered for the prize. Let's consider it. Number of people killed by Bush's / Blair's orders: 9,282 (not counting Hussein and his sons). Number of people killed by my orders: 0 (whenever I had a problem with some company, I found a diplomatic solution).

The only question left is, when can I pick it up?

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