October 16, 2003
Two Days in the Alley
I stayed in the computer lab for just about 42 hours straight. It was most enlightening. The smell was some bizarre combination of cum, feces, and spicy funk that makes one have nightmares of anal sex between cave men.
In reality, we've been forced into programming for 24 to 48 hour sessions every day for the last week in a small, cramped room with windows that don't open. The only foods regularly available are coffee, bean burritos, and wheat crackers. The former provide for frequent urination and flatulence, the latter for regular bowel movements. We don't have time for showers.
One of the guys in the lab left for the bathroom. He came back a few minutes later smelling faintly of sex. The people involved in these sorts of things never get mentioned. Their identity does not leave the lab. I suppose that marines have a similar code of conduct surrounding the combat jack: it is assumed that a participant has the decency of washing his hand before picking up his rifle again, in case someone else might need it later on. I try not to think about it as I put my own hands back on the keyboard...
Anyway, we finished the project...we as in the "royal we" or the "editorial we" and finished as in "it didn't work but it looked cool anyway." The TA seemed to appreciate the fact that our implementation was completely different from anything ever done before. Basically, everybody else just copies each others' code. That would be an impossibility in our case...I don't think anyone in their right mind would make all kinds of additional data structures inside the kernel just to get a scheduler working.
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