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November 10, 2003

Sex and Drugs

After my officially becoming a New York guy with the license and the license plates and insurance and all that rot, I got to become a resident of Earth again for cool celestial happenings. I went for a walk in Thornden Park (aka Rape Central) to get a better look. I saw a couple walking in the -5C chill, and asked if they had a pair of binoculars I could borrow. "Why?" asked the woman. I decided against telling them to look up.

In hindsight, I probably should not have been nipping at my whiskey flask when I asked. But it was damn cold, and gore-tex gloves, jacket, and hat only do so much to keep you warm up here. A good woman helps. In lieu of that, distilled pure spirits from the home of one William Wallace is a great way to keep warm. I've been meaning to find out if a whiskey flask is considered an open container around here...

Anyway, I got an invite to the 21st birthday of an old friend...

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Toni is just resting her eyes...

They were at this bar/restaurant called Phoebe's (right across from the Syracuse Stage). Pretty cool bar, with a friendly bartender. And not even crowded on the weekends (I used to go down there every once in a while for dates, but it was always a mob scene back then).

We then headed back to Toni's, and watched a quality movie.

I am not a purveyor of adult entertainment by any stretch of the imagination. Still, as far as my opinion of the, er, 'artform,' goes, DDD is not too bad. Pros: "natural" people, ie bikini tans, cellulite, veins running through breasts, that sort of thing. None of this digitally altered crap that the skin mags shove in our faces. Cons: Everyone in the movie is drugged out of their minds. There was a distinct lack of plot (heh), and a very stupid ending.

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