November 21, 2003
Things I Hate About Syracuse
Cruising the personals tonight, I decided to do a little experimentation with my profile.
When I set it up to actually reflect me, I get just two returns on "Get Matched" -- a self-proclaimed transsexual goth (the jury is out over whether this person has a member), and a, pardon my rudeness, "fat chick." Yeah, at 5'1" and 255 pounds, you definitely earn the label. That's like, taking a normal short chick, and having her eat Annie.
The first thing I changed on my profile was to take away "Agnostic" as religion and change it to "Protestant." Suddenly, my matches shot up to 70.
Next, I checked the "Interested in Play-Only" box. Now, my matches were up to 130.
Next, I said I was "Maybe" interested in having children. Over 200 now.
Bearing in mind that these changes to my profile were cumulative (ie I did not backout previous changes), this says some very interesting things about Central New York women. It also provides me with plenty of reason not to date them. (1) They are Christian, (2) they enjoy casual sex, and (3) they want kids. These things are ingredients for social disaster.
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Stealing the Network
I first bumped into the Stealing the Network series when reading the exploits of Joe Grand, one of the book's many hacker authors.
The 'Stealing the ...' series of books follows a rather disparate group of computer hackers as they help a former NSA spook (many of them unwittingly) gather the money he needs to retire.
The stories themselves are not fantastic fiction. The writing is uneven and choppy, the characters are stereotypical and not very well thought-out. What is fascinating about this book series is the technical accuracy of the exploits (at some points *too* accurate, with screen shots and step-by-step instructions).
It's a great series to read if you're a system administrator, or just getting into the wonderful field of computer security.
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by reid
on March 06, 2011
by reid
on March 06, 2011
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Close to the Machine
Ellen Ullman is one of those authors that somehow avoided my radar. Until now...
Close to the Machine is less a book than a collection of loosely related personal anecdotes from Ellen's time as a very rare thing -- a successful female bisexual independent computer programming consultant.
In the course of her work and relationship life, she learns hard lessons about programming, running a business, being lonely, and loving the wrong people. I found it particularly poignant being a crypto-nerd with difficult times in relationships and a more-or-less NDA'd, secret work life.
This book is a must-read for anyone into running their own business, programming, or anyone dating a person that is a business-a-holic or programmer.
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by reid
on November 23, 2009
by reid
on November 23, 2009
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The Long Trip Home
I had the joy of dining with the author in Florida. We went to a little Brazilian BBQ where he spoke with our waitstaff in (what I can only assume was) flawless Portugese.
Brian Wyllie spent 1969-1971 living in Brazil working for the Peace Corps. His recent book outlines his trip back to the United States via Bolivia, Peru, and the Carribean chain, by way of bus, train, and sailboat. The format comes spattered with observations from the modern day, and makes me think, "this must be what John McPhee's journal looks like."
The trip sounded like a fantastic one, but I was left wanting more detail...where did the gun (being snuck through customs in a variety of places, no doubt) come from? And how did Geneve's hair smell? Alas, we'll have to wait for another book to find the answers.
Rated by reid
on April 16, 2009
by reid
on April 16, 2009
Well I'd say you're right about those assumptions...but one thing The Onion doesn't really make too well known is that the personals are powered by springstreetnetworks.com which has the personals on other sites like nerve.com which explains some of the casual sex responses.
Posted by: on November 22, 2003 04:41 AM