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January 17, 2006

Metrosexual and the Battle of Wounded Knee

Weather is a funny thing. It has been -11C (8F) for the last few days. The ground got cold. Real cold. This afternoon, the temperature rose into the 30s and it started raining ice.

Tonight I was walking to the co-op around the corner when I slipped and fell on my stairs. I laughed for a few minutes, hauled myself up. I made it about 10 steps down the sidewalk when I remember my knee rushing up at me as I slipped again and fell onto the street.

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Exhibit A: The wounded knee

I hobble back to my house, half-cursing, half-laughing at myself for being so clumsy when the entire world is coated in a 1/8" thick sheen of ice. I sat for a few minutes hugging my knee, then stood up. It hurt, but I could walk on it. So I returned to the co-op to buy something funny that I've been meaning to buy for a while.

Not having any soap to disinfect my wounds, I opted for a little of this cutely named stuff -- it's metrosexualizing/emasculating the cowboy in a way that not even movies can do. Brilliant!

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