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October 05, 2006

On Hastert

A play on The Comedian (Bill Hicks), with apologies of Jesse Helms:

"Boy Mark Foley is another great one, isn't he? Just another little fevered ego tainting our collective unconscious. Cuz y'know, anyone that far to the right has a very deep and dark secret. You do know that, right? I'm an armchair fuckin' psychologist, but...You know when Mark Foley dies, he's gonna commit suicide, first of all, in a washtub out back underneath a pecan tree. He's gonna slash his wrists and he's gonna write in blood, 'I've been a very bad boy.'"

"But you know they're gonna find the skins of young children drying in his attic. Swarms of horseflies going in and out of the eaves and on CNN over and over his wife going, 'I always wondered about Mark's collection of little shoes...'"

"Anyone that far to the right is hiding a deep, dark secret."

I'm finding the whole Hastert thing fascinating. And it brought to my attention one of the fighting dems. I wonder if the Power of the Internet could get John Laesch the David spot in David vs. Goliath? If you have a few bucks to kick around, why not give it a shot?

On another note, ever notice that the Democrats' official page is hosted at a .org, and the republicans is hosted at a .com? Funny.

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