December 09, 2007
An Open Letter to Modern Architects
My open letter to the modern home architect could be summed up in a sentence: Stop Making Ugly.
I've finally settled on buying a house. I haven't chosen one yet, but I did see a mortgage broker for pre-approval, started checking the local MLS listings, and have been giving what I've seen the old 'walk-by'.
It seems that any house built within the last 20 years suffers from a common thought process. The architect checklist included a home design priority order of, "1: Big garage that is close to street. 2: Wide driveway. 3: living room that juts out toward the street somewhat to maximize space. 4: Add extra room on top of the garage to maximize space. 5: Oh, right, put a front door in there somewhere."
Pretty much every house has an enormous-looking garage, and the garage is the only portion of the house that can be seen from many angles. Front doors tend to be tucked away, either far to one side of a small front porch (often butted up against a jutting living room which cuts the porch off on one side), or else claustrophobically wedged in between a garage and a living room that juts out. Either way, it makes approaching a front door on foot incredibly uncomfortable and unwelcoming, at least to me.
Perhaps this is by design, reflecting an attitude of the residents that shuns outside social contact and visitors? Or perhaps I'm missing the boat entirely, and this "front door wedging" really represents some kind of vaginal fixation in modern home architecture? I'm not sure. What I do know is that I am far more attracted to (and thus far more likely to buy) a house with a large, wide porch/landing and with a door that does not feel so tightly wedged between portions of building. Even better if the garage is de-emphasized and moved further from the street -- car culture is kind of scary; I have been walking and biking to work more often than in San Diego, even, and I intend to keep it that way.
Perhaps I'll give up, buy a plot of land, and hire my brother for consultation on a dome.







by reid
on October 01, 2007
by reid
on July 17, 2005
Testing
Posted by: Reid on December 9, 2007 01:40 AM